Cube Distribution Center
Our logistics hub where cubes are sorted, packaged, and shipped worldwide with precision and care.
Global Logistics Excellence
Our distribution center is the chaotic nerve center of our worldwide cube delivery network, where cubes go to experience existential dread before shipping. Here, cubes from all our facilities are received, judged harshly by our sorting team, and either deemed worthy of shipment or sentenced to the 'Reject Cube Pile of Shame.'
The facility features automated sorting systems that we're 73% confident actually work, climate-controlled storage units maintained at the perfect temperature for cube depression, and advanced tracking technology that occasionally knows where your package is. Our logistics team of highly caffeinated cubie workers ensures every cube reaches its destination in mostly perfect condition, maintaining standards so high that even we're not sure what they are.
Distribution Process
Receiving
Cubes arrive from our farms and processing plants for quality inspection and sorting.
Sorting & Packaging
Automated systems sort cubes by type and package them for optimal protection.
Storage
Climate-controlled storage ensures cubes maintain quality until shipment.
Shipping
Cubes are shipped worldwide using our network of digital delivery partners.
Global Distribution Network
North America
USA, Canada, Mexico
Delivery: 1-2 days
Europe
UK, Germany, France, Italy
Delivery: 2-3 days
Asia Pacific
Japan, Australia, Singapore
Delivery: 3-4 days
Automated Sorting
Advanced robotics sort and categorize cubes with precision and speed.
Climate Control
Temperature and humidity controlled storage maintains cube quality.
Real-time Tracking
Advanced tracking systems provide complete visibility of shipments.